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#4 Of Lifts && Japanese

2008-09-22T05:30:00.000-07:00

Hi all.
Today was really screwed. It was screwed so bad it looks like gioh's wrinkles.

Firstly, I would like to impose economic sanctions against the Holy Kingdom of Tarren Deonia, the wretched Kingdom which wasted my precious time running about a silly neighbourhood. All delegates, please bar all trade routes from Tarren Deonia.

The Emperor of Tarren Deonia, Mr. Teo Sway Swee, deployed legionaries of Monster Lobster Spies to foil my plans of a peaceful mugging session. He, with his despicable lies, caused me to run to the MOELC in vain.

I would like nothing better than to stuff a table-tennis table up his nostril before poking him with a shrivelled asparagus. Add some 2 tbsp of salt and 3 tbsp of pepper, boil for 30 mins, and leave overnight. The next day, sprinkle some parsley and stew for another 2 hours. Serves 5.

Secondly, the HDB are a bunch of wrong-valued money guzzling guzzlers who guzzled my lift up. Those Horrible Decadent Bastards wedged a fish or something in between the lift doors so that the doors wouldn't open.

I think they run a fishery or something cos every floor the door cannot open -.-

I urge all HDB residents to purchase a pneumatic drill from the nearest D.I.Y. store in case your lift happens to expperience the same thing. Cheapest from $23.60, most expensive, (the diamond-studded one), at $333334378943897.12.

#3 Redemption & Revenge

2008-09-19T03:24:00.001-07:00

Lol my post title sounds damn emo -.- ...

BUT

I am very very very very very happy!!

Cos I redeemed myself with the Emo Bitch(Phantom Assassin).

Totally owned DK's Troll.. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

And since I'm feeling happy,

here is a scene I drew in Photoshop(pardon the crude graphics)

#2 DoTA

2008-09-18T03:45:00.000-07:00

I declare today "Noobish-Dota Day". This goes in accordance to my team getting owned in 2 straight matches -.-, rather thanks to a certain someone. From here on, I shall refer to him as Noobazilla.

This Noobazilla was so amateurish that he died 5 times in 10 minutes. When he was level 3 the opponent was level 8. He does not use his skills, and just hangs around and look pretty. Of course, our dear DK did not like it and leaved the game, making us, actually, 2v4, cos Noobazilla was happily giving the enemy lots of experience and money.

I am disgusted by our class's dangerous inclination towards agi heroes, and their horrible fetish for kills.

I am really pissed by today, and therefore declare:
I shall not use any non-carry heroes ever again.

Anyway, congratulations to SHEE LAI LENG and Shaw for their commendable effort in winning both games.

Exemption

2008-09-16T05:23:00.000-07:00

This, being my first blog post, shall be totally dedicated to dear Mr Wang, our "marvellous" Chinese 'teacher'. ahem.

--Excerpt from Everest Internationale--

On a certain day last week, Mr Wang, a silly teacher from Hwa Chong Institution, read out the names of the people who got exempted for Chinese, which basically means they do not need to sit for the 2 papers which are a total waste of time. Unfortunately, Mr Wang, suffering from brain cancer, cerebal palsy, amnesia, and lung cancer, missed out 2 students who had an exceptional grasp of Chinese, namely Li Xichen and Zhang Long Jian. According to the silly teacher, there could only be a max of 7 people exempted for each class.

--End--

Anyways I heard from DK that I got exempted for 4 subjects:D
1)Math
2)English
3)Literature
4)Humanities

The Math exemption was really unexpected.. MR. CHIN doesn't like my attitude and gave me 'satisfactory' for both work attitude and deadline -.- .
But what really pissed me off was the Chinese Exemption.

Please lah, my Chinese better than half the people in the exemption list lor.. then the Wanker never exempt me. Everytime I see him I feel like stuffing Qiannan's socks up his nose before chopping him up with a BIG CLEAVER.

Today in Chinese lesson the Wanker wanted to shoot a stupid video of a model 'every day one sentence', or mei ri yi ju. Then me yang xi and guan bo talking about sexual positions behind o.O. Yang xi talk about doggystyle then he ask how to say in Chinese. Guan Bo replied with "狗狗身位".. LOL.

Qiannan keep stretching and showing me his hideous armpit hair.
The response was:" Qiannan, your dick looks like a shrivelled asparagus."

Anyway, good luck to all fellas for yer EOYs, study hard, aye!