Hi all. Today was really screwed. It was screwed so bad it looks like gioh's wrinkles.Firstly, I would like to impose economic sanctions against the Holy Kingdom of Tarren Deonia, the wretched Kingdom which wasted my precious time running about a silly neighbourhood. All delegates, please bar all trade routes from Tarren Deonia. The Emperor of Tarren Deonia, Mr. Teo Sway Swee, deployed legionaries of Monster Lobster Spies to foil my plans of a peaceful mugging session. He, with his despicable lies, caused me to run to the MOELC in vain. I would like nothing better than to stuff a table-tennis table up his nostril before poking him with a shrivelled asparagus. Add some 2 tbsp of salt and 3 tbsp of pepper, boil for 30 mins, and leave overnight. The next day, sprinkle some parsley and stew for another 2 hours. Serves 5.Secondly, the HDB are a bunch of wrong-valued money guzzling guzzlers who guzzled my lift up. Those Horrible Decadent Bastards wedged a fish or something in between the lift doors so that the doors wouldn't open.I think they run a fishery or something cos every floor the door cannot open -.-I urge all HDB residents to purchase a pneumatic drill from the nearest D.I.Y. store in case your lift happens to expperience the same thing. Cheapest from $23.60, most expensive, (the diamond-studded one), at $333334378943897.12.